Fun.

When I built this site in 2000, I was 19. I had a turbo Talon, a part-time engineering job, and a folder full of forwarded emails I thought were the funniest things ever written. One of them lived on this page for years. Sport Compact Car magazine literally called it out by name in their August 2000 feature — so it's staying.

I'm a dad of three boys now. Some of the jokes haven't aged perfectly. But the magazine called them "cheeky observations" and singled out the Volvo wagon and the NSX entries in print. When national editors validate your bit, you don't retire the bit.

So here it is. Preserved exactly as it was. Read it the way you'd read your own high school yearbook: with affection, a wince or two, and the wisdom of someone who got out the other side with stories to tell.